School Proms Mugs

School Dance

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Blue Dress and Feather

Face painting by numbers.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Paul goes home for the holidays

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

King of Music.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

Show and Tell.

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Radiant, yet flammable.

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

Giant cat at school open night.