School Party Mugs

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Yearbook

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Face painting by numbers.

Paul goes home for the holidays

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Children's Party

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

King of Music.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"Do that again, but cuter."

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But