School Pride Keepers Gifts

'Your punishment for not making the honor roll this quarter is to scrape off the bumper sticker.'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Highschool sign.

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

Muy mum rocks.

"Well, Timmy's academic results show that he has an exceptional instinct, well above the standard "basic instinct"..."

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'

Kid to class: 'I'll read my book report in a minute, but first, a word about our underpaid teachers ...'

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

"We're looking for an outfit that says we are really going to buckle down this semester."

'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'