School Governance Gifts

School Bus for The Voucher School

"You'd think a teacher shortage would make it easier to get away with stuff."

'Your first tie-breaking vote?'

"Mr Yomp sent you a consultation bill for the conference with you about his son Wally."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Good boy."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

The president's men

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

Under new blame.

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Corporate Ethics Department, how may I help you?

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."