School Clubs Mugs

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Niche Extracurriculars

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

The best PE teacher in the World.

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'The grudge match.'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

Table tennis.

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.