Student Clubs Mugs

'It's basically the young conservatives.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Yearbook

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'The grudge match.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Table tennis.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'

Nervous Student

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

Niche Extracurriculars

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'