Student Clubs Prints

'It's basically the young conservatives.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Yearbook

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

University Soapflakes

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'The grudge match.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

Table tennis.

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

Nervous Student

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'

Niche Extracurriculars