Youth Clubs Prints

'I think you're looking for the Promise Keepers - they're upstairs.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Dance.

'The grudge match.'

"Viola player coming through!"

"The club scene is really changing."

Table tennis.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Niche Extracurriculars

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"Miriam keeps me young."

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Early Night Club

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Debate Club Note

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Pole Vaulting Club

The Croucho Club

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."