Youth Clubs Prints

'I think you're looking for the Promise Keepers - they're upstairs.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Dance.

'The grudge match.'

"Viola player coming through!"

"The club scene is really changing."

Table tennis.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"Miriam keeps me young."

Niche Extracurriculars

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Can you help on our arts night for the environment? I'll be studying. Eco club. That's so short-sighted. I'm in 3 AP science classes. Someday I'll discover ways to organically eradicate pollution. Eco club. That's sooo long-sighted.

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Early Night Club

Debate Club Note

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Pole Vaulting Club

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

The Croucho Club

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Time-of-the-month club.

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."