Teen Clubs Prints

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Dance.

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"The club scene is really changing."

Table tennis.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Niche Extracurriculars

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Cab Calloway Swings

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Can you help on our arts night for the environment? I'll be studying. Eco club. That's so short-sighted. I'm in 3 AP science classes. Someday I'll discover ways to organically eradicate pollution. Eco club. That's sooo long-sighted.

Early Night Club

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

Pole Vaulting Club

The Croucho Club

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Time-of-the-month club.

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."