Scholarly Sonnet Gifts

Looking for a gift for your scholarly son? Our collection celebrates the poetic mind with creative, thoughtful items inspired by sonnets and literary genius. Think witty mugs, stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and classy prints that honor his love for poetry and learning.

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'All I want to know is--when do I get to use the quadratic formula, political facts of South America, frog anatomy, the ecology of Johnson Creek, and the billions of other things I spent twelve years studying so diligently?'

'All I want to know is--when do I get to use the quadratic formula, political facts of South America, frog anatomy, the ecology of Johnson Creek, and the billions of other things I spent twelve years studying so diligently?'

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The Bookworm

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Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

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"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go." mockup

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

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Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio" mockup

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

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Too big to fail

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Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach mockup

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

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"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions." mockup

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

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Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet). mockup

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

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Poetry repairman

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'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.' mockup

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

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Poetry Buff.

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William Shakespeare

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The Poet.

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'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents' mockup

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

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Medical Student

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"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs." mockup

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

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'Oh, come on, Bill, surely you can do better than 'there was an old lady from Nantucket!''

'Oh, come on, Bill, surely you can do better than 'there was an old lady from Nantucket!'' mockup

'Oh, come on, Bill, surely you can do better than 'there was an old lady from Nantucket!''

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'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.' mockup

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

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Thomas Wyatt

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4 Rules For 'Serious' Poets

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Algernon Swinburne

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"It's a helmet cam. This way I won't miss out on anything if I fall asleep."

"It's a helmet cam. This way I won't miss out on anything if I fall asleep." mockup

"It's a helmet cam. This way I won't miss out on anything if I fall asleep."

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Alexander Blok

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'I'd like to renew my poetic license!' mockup

'I'd like to renew my poetic license!'

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"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing."

"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing." mockup

"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing."

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"...and so I left Wall Street and made a killing in poetry."

"...and so I left Wall Street and made a killing in poetry." mockup

"...and so I left Wall Street and made a killing in poetry."

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Starting School

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'It may seem dull to you now, Harry, but at one time, everything in that book was breaking news.'

'It may seem dull to you now, Harry, but at one time, everything in that book was breaking news.' mockup

'It may seem dull to you now, Harry, but at one time, everything in that book was breaking news.'

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"I got the grant! I'm researching whether or not money can buy happiness."

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether or not money can buy happiness." mockup

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether or not money can buy happiness."

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'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'

'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.' mockup

'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'

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Rupert Brooke.

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'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:' mockup

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

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Poets Arguing

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Scholarly Sonnet Gifts Collection

Scholarly Sonnet Mugs

Discover a wide range of witty and poetic mugs designed for your scholarly son's love of literature and creative pursuits.

Scholarly Sonnet Pillows

Browse cozy pillows with poetic motifs and clever quotes, ideal for adding literary charm to your son's space.

Scholarly Sonnet Prints

Explore artistic prints inspired by sonnets and poetry, perfect for decorating a scholar's study or creative nook.

Scholarly Sonnet T-Shirts

Find stylish t-shirts that showcase poetic quotes and literary-inspired designs, perfect for a creative and scholarly son.