Study Buddy Of Sonnets Gifts

'Oh, come on, Bill, surely you can do better than 'there was an old lady from Nantucket!''

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Boy and girl at thier studies

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Burning the midnight oil.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Library

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Poetry repairman

Bro of Frankenstein

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Poetry Buff.

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Pizza Study Party

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

William Shakespeare

Lessons.

The morning after the night before.

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'