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'Oh, come on, Bill, surely you can do better than 'there was an old lady from Nantucket!''

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Boy and girl at thier studies

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Burning the midnight oil.

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Library

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Poetry repairman

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

Bro of Frankenstein

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Poetry Buff.

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Pizza Study Party

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

William Shakespeare

Lessons.

The morning after the night before.

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'