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You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

Jenga!!!

Silly sausages

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"It's baaaack!"

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

Tug the Toggle

"That corners's the children's special play area."

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

Gone Lecturin'

Truth or dare at the philosophy dept.'s lounge

A manager yells through a window at a couple of employees 'Just switch places ok? I've got a corporate lunch riding on this!'

'I think I'll try my Bobby Fischer sequence on you.'

Super Karamazov Bros.

'I thought you could count cards.' - 'I did count them. There were 52 in each deck.'

I'm sorry, can you repeat your order? Why? Because when I was about to hit "new order," an alert popped up

'The league got tired of the fights, so they now make them battle it out over a poker game. The games are now 16 hours long.'

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

"So I think I'm going to do my college essay on 'Overcoming Adversity'."

Man plays chess against TV.

An entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Digital Doppleganging: unplugging an inept player and letting them think they are playing while the computer really is.

The belletrist unwinds.

You're gonna love this, little buddy. What? The company that makes the "Call of Duty" game licensed my life story. The game will be just like a first-person shooter

'Remember, this is only a temp position.'

'Bad news! Your love line stops at your line of credit.'

Donald Trump said he'd have run into that school shooting without a gun to stop it. I'm way ahead of you, Randy. I've already developed a first-person shooter based on the Call of Duty engine. You play Trump, all decked out in his usual black suit and red power tie. Video-game Trump has to personally take out all of America's enemies. He's armed with nothing but his uncouth tweets. Game has a bug, though. As soon as it starts, video-game Trump keeps getting deferments because of bone spurs. Call

"My report is on a man ahead of his time: Email Zola."