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I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Mac OS 20

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"