Scholarly Critic Pillows

Professor Krisps research suggested that the intelligensia where much more stupid than anyone had suspected

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Thomas Mann.

Trump pardons

First Novels.

Reading my Critics

Blue Stockings

Voltaire

"Now I really hate poetry."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Oligarchy

Why we need poetry. . .

German Expressionist Breakfast

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Shakespeare was bisexual

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

The Proust of Twitter

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"Oh, this old thing?"

Where does it all end up?

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."