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Professor Krisps research suggested that the intelligensia where much more stupid than anyone had suspected

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Thomas Mann.

First Novels.

Trump pardons

Reading my Critics

"Now I really hate poetry."

Voltaire

Jean-Paul Sartre

Oligarchy

Blue Stockings

Why we need poetry. . .

The International and May Day Terrorism

German Expressionist Breakfast

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

George Orwell

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Where does it all end up?

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Oh, this old thing?"