'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'
Scholar In Training Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for the scholar in training? Our collection features witty and inspiring items perfect for students and lifelong learners. Whether they're just starting out or deepening their knowledge, find something special to motivate and amuse. From humorous mugs to motivational t-shirts, our products are designed to inspire their academic journey while adding a bit of fun along the way.
The Bookworm
"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"
Pop quiz!
"I can't believe I scored so low on my algebra test."
"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."
"Do you want to play doctorate?"
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference
"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."
Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'
Pinocchio's Second Realization
William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....
Edison: The Early Years,
WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'
'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'
Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'
"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."
"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."
"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."
"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"
"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."
K9 Literati
"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."
Wikipedia...
"Have you been working out?"
"Must be another paradigm shift."
"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"
'Read that last part back to me.'
'I had no idea there would be a test.'
"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."
'It's my application to Harvard...'
Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.
"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."
"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."
Scholar In Training Gifts Collection
Scholar In Training Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the scholar in training—witty, motivational, and perfect for brightening up any study session.
Scholar In Training Pillows
Add a touch of inspiration to their study space with pillows designed for the scholar in training—cozy, encouraging, and uniquely fun.
Scholar In Training Prints
Brighten their study area with art prints that inspire curiosity and learning—ideal for the scholar in training’s personal space.
Scholar In Training T-Shirts
Find the perfect T-shirt for the scholar in training—comfortably stylish with clever designs to celebrate their love of learning.