Scholar In Training Mugs

'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'

The Bookworm

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

Pop quiz!

"I can't believe I scored so low on my algebra test."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Edison: The Early Years,

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

K9 Literati

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Wikipedia...

"Have you been working out?"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'Read that last part back to me.'

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'It's my application to Harvard...'

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."