Scholar At Heart Gifts

The Lecture.

David Starkey

Giambattista Vico

"According to this, first-born children are perfectionists, serious and scholarly."

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"But I'm not ready to go yet!"

Academics at the Beach

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"Nihilistic customer service"

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

Free speech isn't cheap!

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

"Don't believe in labels."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Too big to fail

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'