Scholar At Heart Pillows

The Lecture.

David Starkey

Giambattista Vico

"But I'm not ready to go yet!"

Academics at the Beach

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Free speech isn't cheap!

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Nihilistic customer service"

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

Too big to fail

"Don't believe in labels."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

"I don't know why we try so hard to get the right answers. There isn't even a prize."

'All I know is that when life hands you a lemon, you're supposed to make lemonade...is there such a thing as curveballade?'

'Get an afterlife!'

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'