Scholar In Arms Pillows

Academia Can Kill By Degrees

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

The Bookworm

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"Have you been working out?"

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"Must be another paradigm shift."

Wikipedia...

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'Read that last part back to me.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

The Giamatti era

Too big to fail

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

'Thirty years in academia and all I got was this chair.'

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

"I don't know why we try so hard to get the right answers. There isn't even a prize."

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"Ted doesn't test well."

"Mission 66.666% accomplished."

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

Examiners.

Petrarch

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."