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Rare four-leaf Schnauzer

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Whistler's father.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."

'Gesundheite!'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Hunding

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Gesundheit!"

"Sorry...I overslept."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

Sleeping husband

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention for fifteen hours?"