Schnauzer Enthusiast Pillows

Rare four-leaf Schnauzer

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"Gesundheit!"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Gesundheit.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Gesundheite!'

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

Hunding

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"Sorry...I overslept."

Sleeping husband

"Gesundheit!"

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention for fifteen hours?"

"Don't you have a snooze button?"