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'I wouldn't say he walks the walk, but he does crawl the crawl.'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

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'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Arouse Me!"

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'Silent type, eh?'

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

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"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

'You had me at hell.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

Kissing.

"You literally take my breath away."

"So, back to my place?"