Scheduling Superstar T-Shirts

Time Run

Child on a schedule.

"My schedule is just nuts."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Bigger Brain

'Don't let anyone in without an appointment, and don't give anyone an appointment.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

Waiting for the results.

"Your three o'clock moved to two o'clock, your two o'clock moved to one o'clock, and your one o'clock said you're fired."

Life Tetris

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

'Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs.'

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"