Schedule-savvy Star T-Shirts

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

Time Clock

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Child on a schedule.

"Your three o'clock moved to two o'clock, your two o'clock moved to one o'clock, and your one o'clock said you're fired."

"My schedule is just nuts."

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

Life Tetris

Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

Time Run

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

March madness

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

'I've got a tight schedule.'

'Katie, I won't be coming in Thursday, so reschedule all of today's appointments for then.'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

Realistic Timetable

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

'My instincts and intuitions are on opposing sides on this schedule.'

Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?