Schedule Savvy Pet T-Shirts

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I was almost that last year."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"You keep impeccable time."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

Christmas Pets

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

Spot Quiz....

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

Jumping Dogs

Man and dog on their hover boards.

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'

Dog at a restaurant

'He's allergic to talc! You'll have to give up the baby!'

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

Labradrone

Dog Park. Ernie, let me help you navigate the dog park safely. Thanks. Never ask the dalmatian if you can play "Connect the Dots." Don't discuss international politics with the Siberian Husky, or make jokes around the Greyhound. The Saint Bernard does not find it funny if you ask for his blessing. And most importantly, unless you schedule is clear for a week ... yeah? Don't say "yes" when the Lab asks you to play with that ball with him!

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Too cute for comfort.

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.