Schedule Savvy Pet T-Shirts

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"I was almost that last year."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"You keep impeccable time."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

Christmas Pets

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

Spot Quiz....

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Facebook For Dogs.

Jumping Dogs

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

Dog at a restaurant

'He's allergic to talc! You'll have to give up the baby!'

Labradrone

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.

Too cute for comfort.

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.