Schedule Huggers Gifts

'I don't have a single appointment between 1:30 and 2. Do you want me questioning the meaning of my existence?'

"I hate it when we fight."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Do I have many meetings today?"

Two women holding hands surrounded by love hearts

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Love Birds love snuggles

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

A tuba and love hearts

Outstanding Time Management

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

Scheduel.

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

"The subject of this never ending meeting was how to keep meetings short..."

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

'Do not feed the bears.' - 'A hug then?'

'At 11:00 you'll be putting your right hand in. At 11:01 you'll take it out, put it back in and at 11:02, shake it all about...'

"How do you spell time management?"

'Sorry I'll have to hurry the working breakfast, I due at a business lunch.'