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'I don't have a single appointment between 1:30 and 2. Do you want me questioning the meaning of my existence?'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"I hate it when we fight."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Love Birds love snuggles

Two women holding hands surrounded by love hearts

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

A tuba and love hearts

Outstanding Time Management

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

"The subject of this never ending meeting was how to keep meetings short..."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

Scheduel.

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

'Do not feed the bears.' - 'A hug then?'

'At 11:00 you'll be putting your right hand in. At 11:01 you'll take it out, put it back in and at 11:02, shake it all about...'

"And at 1:30 you're scheduled to find Waldo."

'Sorry I'll have to hurry the working breakfast, I due at a business lunch.'