Scenic Roadster Mugs

"I'm afraid this must all seem terribly insignificant next to me."

The experienced backpacker.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Nature Lovers

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"Some walk, huh?"

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Love by bike

'Scenic route?'

"You were right, girl. No one has autumn leaves like Vermont!"

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Trike lowrider

"Oh, c'mon, it's 500 miles closer!"

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

'You had a long nap.'

Boulder Car

"Warp 1 - engage!"

'Sheep happens.'

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

Provisional Driving License - you are licensed to..Drive a motor car if accompanied..drive a moped..deliver pizza

Speed laws enforced by gawkers at accidents.

Sign reads, 'Caution Bland Drive'.

"This must be 'over the hill to the poorhouse'!'

You keep ducking!

'I knew we should have moved to Oregon years ago.'