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'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I have no thumbs."

Directions: Call a smart friend.

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Engineer on the move.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Altar Ego

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Santa Harley

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

Boy on a bike

Man on motorbike.

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Stop Global Warming

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

"Your dad sure worries a lot."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Voodoo Darts. . .