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"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'They all want to play the star.'

World Tour.

Theatre Crowd

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

"I just want to eat! I don't want to see a storyboard of our dinner."

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

Voodoo Darts. . .

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

"Jeffrey! Jeffrey! You're making a scene!"

Wonderland Movie Studios. Sound Stages. There's a lot of problems today -- That diva Goldilocks complained her first dressing room was too small, and she says the new one is too big. The close-up shot of Red Riding hood's grandma makes her teeth mool too large. Sleeping Beauty is not comfortable with her kissing scene and we need a stuntman because Jack refusts to jump over the candlestick. Is there any good news? Yeah, the three little pigs nailed their scene! That's no surprise! They'r

"So, do you come nowhere often?"

'We shoulda used Congleton.'

Ghost carriage.

Where we Get Muzak...

We'd like a very public table where she won't break up with me because she's afraid I'll make a scene. Menu. ? ?

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

"I bet he'll be in movies. He's always causing a scene."

"Money, of course, is a producer's medium."

Sign reading 'If you see something spontaneous - make the most of it...'.

"Let's hope Jenkins has the presence of mind to run out of petrol."

"Must you create a scene every time the bill arrives?"

'That script to theatre to film to video scenario... I've short cut it.'

The Delighted States of An Erica

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it"

Clothes falling next to a policeman.

Artists dress for their themes.