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'That script to theatre to film to video scenario... I've short cut it.'

"They grow up so fast."

'They all want to play the star.'

World Tour.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Theatre Crowd

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

Voodoo Darts. . .

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Wonderland Movie Studios. Sound Stages. There's a lot of problems today -- That diva Goldilocks complained her first dressing room was too small, and she says the new one is too big. The close-up shot of Red Riding hood's grandma makes her teeth mool too large. Sleeping Beauty is not comfortable with her kissing scene and we need a stuntman because Jack refusts to jump over the candlestick. Is there any good news? Yeah, the three little pigs nailed their scene! That's no surprise! They'r

'I'll publish it if you include a character obviously based on me.'

"Jeffrey! Jeffrey! You're making a scene!"

"So, do you come nowhere often?"

Where we Get Muzak...

We'd like a very public table where she won't break up with me because she's afraid I'll make a scene. Menu. ? ?

Ghost carriage.

"I bet he'll be in movies. He's always causing a scene."

"Let's hope Jenkins has the presence of mind to run out of petrol."

Woman over garden fence: 'I've invented some new gossip I'd like circulating.'

"Must you create a scene every time the bill arrives?"

The Creation of Eve (The Holy Bible).

Artists dress for their themes.

Clothes falling next to a policeman.

Car driving with cans attached to it and sign reading 'Just Noisy'.

"Me? Why can't you ring the doorbell?"