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"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'They all want to play the star.'

World Tour.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'After A Knights Hard Day'

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

Grim Reaper and the 7th

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

The origin of 'Rorke's drift' has long been a subject of intense speculation.

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

'So then I said, 'Dou you guys want to live forever?' And Corporal Grant said, 'Hell no, let's go for it!''

Copycat.

'Wind in the Willies' - 'It's an Andrew Davies version of the old classic.'

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

A battle between Danes and Saxons.

Injured soldier receives first aid.

"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife."

'You know I felt pretty confident until I saw that sign... I mean, didn't we really get whupped in that fight?'