Scene Constructor Pillows

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"I have no thumbs."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Directions: Call a smart friend.

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Engineer on the move.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Altar Ego

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

Boy on a bike

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Man on motorbike.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

Stop Global Warming

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Your dad sure worries a lot."

Clown-Car-Bike-Racks