Quirky Scene Creator Pillows

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Giraffe Selfie

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'Mind if I join you?'

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

"Okay. Hit it."

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

Voodoo Darts. . .

"Good idea. Bad execution."

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

"Is the snapper fresh?"

Vincent Van Gogh has an epiphany

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.

Strange Crowds in Bath

What the Person Sitting Next to You at Starbucks is 'Working On'

"It turns out that if you give 100 monkeys 100 typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Don't fold, McFly! He's bluffing. You know he's got a crappy hand!"

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

'Unzip your pants. . .while you're here, I want to pay up my bill in full.'

Lariant Art.

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

STRIP Hambone: Desktop Publishing by potato printing

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.

I realized I do my best thinking in the shower.

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'