Spooky Scene Creator Pillows

Ghost carriage.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Tim Burton

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Born of the Dead

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

Evil Villain.

Monster Realtor

Halloween sculptor

The Bride of Frankenstein

"Trick or treat?"

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Creepy Camp Stories.

Tupperware Wolf

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"I want you kids to always follow your hopes and screams."

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."