Spooky Scene Creator Gifts

Ghost carriage.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Tim Burton

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Born of the Dead

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

Evil Villain.

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

Tupperware Wolf

Halloween sculptor

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"Trick or treat?"

The Bride of Frankenstein

Monster Realtor

Creepy Camp Stories.

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"I want you kids to always follow your hopes and screams."