Storytime Constructor Pillows

"Do you have any books on construction?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'A is for Arse.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

"And what's the story behind the story?"

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

Parenting Skills Training

"Can you read me a bedtime story about ponies, next time?"

"It's by A.I. Milne."

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Noah's Nark.

"And after the prime rate declined by half a point, the Dow rose by thirty-two, guess what happened to Goose and Fox?"

Old woman who lives in a shoe with sick children.

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

"No offense Dad, but is this available on DVD?"

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

'Read me the fairy tale about Obama!'

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

'Freddie, the Little Merger Mogul, didn't expect to have a monopoly right away...'

"...and although the tortoise was severely speed-challenged, he achieved his sales quota through a strict goal-specific program."

"My imaginary friend is sitting there."

How to murder birds

"...and then the heroic young investor managed to capture the evil high interest rate monster and wrestled him down until he was a mere 5.25%!"