Scavenger Humor Gifts

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Missing Easter Egg

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'Bob, I think I hate people.'

'Just bring us whatever's scurrying around the kitchen floor.'

"AWW! We ALWAYS do a scavenger hunt!"

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'

"I'll trade you a banana peel and an apple core for two fish heads."

"Arr...Here must be the spto where the treasure's buried! Start diggin'!"

'I haven't eaten kosher in ages.'

"It looks like we'll die as we lived, Warren...birdwatching."

"Everything on the menu comes from local garbage cans."

Rag and Bone

Carrion Helper

'Got anything past its expiration date?'

"The generic term for this is "roadkill" son, as, more often than not, we can't identify what it is: tuck in!"

'Maybe you just got a hold of something fresh.'

Modern Rag and Bone Men.

'They're at the bottom of the garden for scraps again!'

'Hey Dad. I made a scavenger hunt, want to play?'

Two members of the lower class being polite