Scatterbrained Surfer T-Shirts

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

Questions Online

"Those are all my passwords."

Positive Thinking

The End of the Internet

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

"There you are!"

101 uses of a dead cat: surf board.

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

No caption (A painter paints an abstract picture. Her cat is moving away from in front of the canvas and there is a cat-shaped silhouette on the painting)

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

'I can't find my glasses!' 'I can't find my mobile phone!'

'I still have a soft spot for my ex- like quicksand!'

'Now that Jim sits in front of a computer all day, he's lost the will to watch TV.'

"I got it, I got it. Self rising flour. I won't forget next time."

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

'Bertie, may I bounce something off you?'

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"

'I really don't know much about the store here, sir, but how would you like to know the capital of North Dakota?'

"Good times, bad times, I've never known what was going on."

Glasses to find other glasses.

'It was nice of tou yo come all this way but most people just visit my website.'

If we need some smutty invectives, we just have to study the messages in our daughter's favourite chatroom!

"I can't find the lottery ticket, but on the bright side, I found my remote."

"Where the heck is my phone?"