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Glasses to find other glasses.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

"...it was believed that anyone who displeased it would meet with a terrible fate, which of course is complete nonsen..."

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"Those are all my passwords."

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"There you are!"

No caption (A painter paints an abstract picture. Her cat is moving away from in front of the canvas and there is a cat-shaped silhouette on the painting)

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

Cyclops reading an eye chart

Mutant Mootunes - Harry's Hairy Helmet

'If you wear 3-D glasses, it makes their indifference to anything but the bottom line see more lifelike.'

'It'll never work, Richard. We're too different. For example, I only like a parade...'

'I can't find my glasses!' 'I can't find my mobile phone!'

"I got it, I got it. Self rising flour. I won't forget next time."

Necessary glasses

'Bob was horrified when he realised that he'd mixed up the perscriptions'

'You're going to need stronger lenses. Have you tried contacting Palomar?'

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"

"Good times, bad times, I've never known what was going on."

'Actually I'm a subscriber to the deterent effect myself.'

Sear Glasses

"I'm frustrated that I can never find contact lense cases with three compartments."

"I can't find the lottery ticket, but on the bright side, I found my remote."