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"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Those are all my passwords."

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"There you are!"

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

'We provide this relaxing courtyard for employees to explore their freakouts.'

"I got it, I got it. Self rising flour. I won't forget next time."

'I can't find my glasses!' 'I can't find my mobile phone!'

'He's forgotten his key again!'

'Now that Jim sits in front of a computer all day, he's lost the will to watch TV.'

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"

"Good times, bad times, I've never known what was going on."

"Can you call my phone, my keys, my wallet, my glasses, my shirt, and my pants?"

Glasses to find other glasses.

'Darlin', have you seen my glasses, I want to have a read?'

"Where the heck is my phone?"

"I can't find the lottery ticket, but on the bright side, I found my remote."