Scatterbrained Savant Prints

"Those are all my passwords."

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'You could do that.' I did

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

East End Maps.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"Is that neat whisky?"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

Champagne Tasting.

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

"I hope you don't mind, I've just scribbled a few different ideas!"

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Self-portraits

Architect chained to his drawing of parliament

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

'Welcome to 'Wall Street Speaks'... and now our next guest is an expert on street talk.'

'This marriage proposal is quite flattering, but why exactly are you called a 'Black Widow'?'

"This straw sucks! 'Er not."

"If you want to last in these parts, stop saying: 'that's cool'."

Thank You For Not Calling Me Dude!

Sharon got stuck. . .

"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."

'You're a cartoonist, I bet.'

'I tried everything to get my class to pay attention. I tried bribes,sarcasm,guilt,shame and threats. nothing works! Are you paying attention to what I'm saying?'

"I've decided to work from the office today. Screwing off at home isn't as satisfying."