Slang Savant Prints

East End Maps.

Thank You For Not Calling Me Dude!

"So, Humberto, you moved to the United States just last month?"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Welcome to 'Wall Street Speaks'... and now our next guest is an expert on street talk.'

"If you want to last in these parts, stop saying: 'that's cool'."

"This straw sucks! 'Er not."

Sharon got stuck. . .

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Someone who knows apostrophes

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Golf lessons

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

The Adventures of Grammar Man

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

"It's a dame!"

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

"I love the similarities between us. You use irregular verbs, I use irregular verbs."

"Those are all my passwords."

'Before our principal addresses the faculty, there's something important that has to be said.'

"And remember–no more subjunctives where the correct mood is indicative."

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.