Language Systems Savant Prints

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

Someone who knows apostrophes

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Where was I?

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

"I've written the employees' benefit manual in invisible ink"

East End Maps.

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

Signing the declaration of independence.

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

The Oxford Comma Coin