Language Systems Savant Mugs

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

Someone who knows apostrophes

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Stick them up...'

Where was I?

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

East End Maps.

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

"I've written the employees' benefit manual in invisible ink"

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation