Scares Gifts

'Oooh, man! You really has me going with that fake shark fin!!'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Scary stuff

Horror Stories.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

No, I don

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'Don't step on that in your bare feet - my mom does and screams.'

Stephen King

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

Vampire with a violin

Halloween 2008.

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

"No, I'm scarier."

Trick or treat surprise.

Count Flatula

Jeepers Creepers Billy, Can you wait until halloween to wear that? You're scaring me half to death.

"Ghosts? I haven't seen a ghost here for 3000 years!"

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

'Don't hurt it.'

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

'IT'S A SNOW-GHOST!'

"Here's Pollen!"

Bob's car finally makes a statement.

Death warmed up.

"So, do you come nowhere often?"

Trick-or-Treat At Own Risk