Scapegoat Navigator Gifts

"Hmmm... How can I blame this on her?!"

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"You are here"

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

Get ready ... Get set ...

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

Oceanographer

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

"St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realized he was lost."

Remote control bridge in bath.

'Your OTHER left, dummy!'

You are here.

"Why didn't you spring for a proper G.P.S.?"

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

Recalculating!

"We have your nest egg, fried, scrambled and splat."

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

Car navigation

Golfer searching for lost golf ball neglecting to notice the broken window.

"We're running low on Lithium Power, Captain! I've flipped them around and now I'm rubbing them but they've not got much juice left!"

Detour Sign

"It's so unfair, I'm blamed all the time even though it's never my fault..."

Mildred had ignored the notice to airmen about heavy clouds of bats on her flight path.

'I bet there was a story behind this.'

Boss: 'It'd be really easy for me to play the blame game at this point...'