Scandalous Story Lover Gifts

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News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"What did Jesus order?"

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

Fairy tale

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"