Scandalous Story Lover Gifts

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"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

Fairy tale

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"